John Mayer is a Fucking Douchebag
John Mayer’s Arcade Fire Joke is a Fucking Douchebag
John Mayer’s Tour Announcement is a Fucking Douchebag

John Mayer’s Implicit Rap is a Fucking Douchebag

John Mayer’s Fake Stomach Ache is a Fucking Douchebag
John Mayer’s “Half of My Heart” Video is a Fucking Douchebag

John Mayer’s Faux Douchebag Camera Phone Pose is a Fucking Douchebag

John Mayer’s Oil Spill Diatribe is a Fucking Douchebag

“I believe that the BP oil spill could have even bigger ramifications on our country than we already realize. If this disaster exits the public consciousess without there being a 1:1 ratio of fault to accountability, then we as a nation will have demonstrated to our government (and the corporations whos interests they protect) that there is nothing we won’t tolerate – that under any circumstances of wrongdoing, even one without moral or religious debate, we can be manipulated and made to forget. And if we allow that precedent to be set, there will be no turning back. They will know something no democratic government ever should: that no matter the circumstances, they can always fall back on the people losing interest if they can be distracted long enough.”

John Mayer’s Self-Portrait is a Fucking Douchebag

John Mayer’s ‘A Life in the Day’ Film is a Fucking Douchebag


John Mayer’s Tennis Outfit is a Fucking Douchebag